All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hit me with a cricket bat.

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You’ve swallowed a planet! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!